Dead pigeons say 'Spring Fever.'
When somebody wears Black Milk tights in place of pants

when-you-really-study-at-qut:

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Wear them with long tops, dresses or kilts. Just don’t pretend they’re pants when they’re not. Jesus. It’s like we learned nothing from jeggings.

LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I REITERATE THAT FACT!!!!

When you get coffee from Beadles

when-you-really-study-at-qut:

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I only get coffee from there if I’m desperate. Blue Lotus down by Z2 is so much better, but you have to brave the hill. 

When KGSC kids try to seem gangsta on campus

when-you-really-study-at-qut:

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I hate those kids. 

When lecturers don’t know how to use powerpoint

when-you-really-study-at-qut:

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This is Keith when he’s trying to use Media Player. Poor guy. 

QUT Wifi
Using in-text references to build up your word count

when-you-really-study-at-qut:

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In-text references are the way to make your bullshitting legitimate. I know this, you know this, and pharaohsandprinces knows this.

…Jon Snow still knows nothing

When I try to give advice to new students
When people ask me how my degree is going
When someone asks what else they should add to their assignment to make it to the wordcount
When exchange students pick awesome western names
When QUT forms ask me if I’m ‘first in my family’ to go to university

Stana Katic blows bubbles with little girl at Children’s Hospital [x